i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked and just whisper quietly
“you can see me?”
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
sometimes I wish Harry would just say ‘fuck it’ and stand up for himself and not go on random ‘dates’ for promo.
I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST.
I REALLY DID.
I really tried too…
The amount of sass this otter has…
otters are the fucking best
i can’t ever not reblog this
NO LUV U NO MO U R NOW EX
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